Monday, December 13, 2010

What have I gotten us into?

It was just an idea. But she (she, being Chris, or Christie, just don't call her Chrissy) agreed with such enthusiasm (well, as much enthusiasm as you can muster through a text) that I could not simply say: "I was just kidding."

It started a couple of weeks ago as we discussed bad movies we had seen, and how bad (but yet, so bad they are good) old sci-fi movies were back in the day. Try watching Attack of the 50 Foot Woman without laughing or saying a few WTH's out loud to yourself during this 68 minute wreck of a movie. What a dissapointment it was that the only "attack" was the last 5 minutes of the movie, and they really missed making it into a sex gender switch King Kong-ish story... but I digress.

So, while we talked about bad movies, I went straight to the source: The Internet Movie Database. Yes, they have a beautiful top 250 list for the best rated movies. But they also have the dubious Bottom 100 list. So, the idea? Well, you probably guessed it by now... watch all 100 movies that make up the list of the worse movies as per rated by the IMDB public.

Now, because we can't watch 100 movies in a blink of an eye, and these rating constantly change, I have posted how the list looks today, and those are the movies we will watch. There are just a couple of rules to our upcoming adventure, and here they are:

1) We will watch them in descending order. So, 100, then 99, then 98, etc. I will make a new post after each movie we watch to let you know how it turned out.
2) We MUST watch the film in its entirety. No distractions, or doing anything else while watching. We must be able to talk about the movie afterwards.
3) We each have a single "TURN IT OFF NOW!" play. If one of the movies is so bad that either one of us can't go on, we can use our "turn it off now!". But over the 100 movies, we only can do it once each.

That's it. Pretty simple. So, here is the list we will be watching. To be honest, I'm looking forward to #9. Who wouldn't be excited about Pocket Ninjas. And I think I'm saving my "Turn it off now!" for #52.

Until Hababam sinifi askerde, I bid you fits of laughter as you read through the list.

1.1.4Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)11,394
2.1.5Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)20,021
3.1.5Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004)7,857
4.1.5Monster a-Go Go (1965)3,013
5.1.5Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966)3,380
6.1.6Ben & Arthur (2002)4,480
7.1.6The Skydivers (1963)2,009
8.1.6The Starfighters (1964)1,721
9.1.6Pocket Ninjas (1997)1,881
10.1.6Pledge This! (2006)7,688
11.1.6Zombie Nation (2004)3,976
12.1.6Zaat (1975)2,170
13.1.7From Justin to Kelly (2003)17,615
14.1.7Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag (2007)2,159
15.1.7Disaster Movie (2008)35,678
16.1.7The Final Sacrifice (1990)2,104
17.1.7The Little Fox 2 (2008)3,185
18.1.7The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)2,680
19.1.7The Hillz (2004)3,809
20.1.7Too Beautiful (2005)1,915
21.1.7Zodiac Killer (2005)2,022
22.1.7Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996)2,262
23.1.7Yes Sir (2007)2,768
24.1.7Track of the Moon Beast (1976)1,636
25.1.8Los nuevos extraterrestres (1983)2,315
26.1.8Hobgoblins (1988)4,641
27.1.8Who's Your Caddy? (2007)11,467
28.1.8Fat Slags (2004)1,781
29.1.8Turks in Space (2006)5,748
30.1.8Crossover (2006)7,426
31.1.8The Apocalypse (2007)1,985
32.1.8The Wild World of Batwoman (1966)2,488
33.1.8The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)22,804
34.1.8Girl in Gold Boots (1968)1,930
35.1.8The Creeping Terror (1964)1,909
36.1.9Danes Without a Clue (1997)1,760
37.1.9Die Hard Dracula (1998)2,245
38.1.9Keloglan vs. the Black Prince (2006)3,768
39.1.9Yûsei ôji (1959)1,512
40.1.9Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984)1,837
41.1.9The Tony Blair Witch Project (2000)3,101
42.1.9Space Mutiny (1988)3,823
43.1.9The Maize: The Movie (2004)1,891
44.1.9The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1985)1,600
45.2.0Santa Claus (1959)1,980
46.2.0A Story About Love (1995)1,709
47.2.0Going Overboard (1989)5,882
48.2.0House of the Dead (2003)21,771
49.2.0Soultaker (1990)1,808
50.2.0Surf School (2006)3,425
51.2.0Time Chasers (1994)1,766
52.2.0Glitter (2001)13,819
53.2.0Son of the Mask (2005)16,101
54.2.1L'uomo puma (1980)2,113
55.2.1Popstar (2005)1,537
56.2.1Eegah (1962)2,813
57.2.1Anne B. Real (2003)2,992
58.2.1The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)2,379
59.2.1Troll 2 (1990)11,754
60.2.1Leonard Part 6 (1987)4,841
61.2.1Santa with Muscles (1996)6,232
62.2.1Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)2,766
63.2.2Miss Cast Away (2004)1,507
64.2.2Snowboard Academy (1996)1,707
65.2.2Feel the Noise (2007)2,358
66.2.2Chairman of the Board (1998)3,141
67.2.2Epic Movie (2007)49,780
68.2.2Laserblast (1978)2,306
69.2.2Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)5,077
70.2.3Baby Geniuses (1999)9,112
71.2.33 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)5,167
72.2.3Ein Toter hing im Netz (1960)1,920
73.2.3In the Mix (2005)5,316
74.2.3Alone in the Dark (2005)26,310
75.2.3Time You Change (2010)2,563
76.2.3Anus Magillicutty (2003)3,347
77.2.3Nine Lives (2002)1,904
78.2.3Cool as Ice (1991)4,646
79.2.3Demon Island (2002)2,136
80.2.3Mitchell (1975)2,587
81.2.3Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)5,321
82.2.4Phat Girlz (2006)6,319
83.2.4Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)39,862
84.2.4Simon Sez (1999)3,378
85.2.4Gigli (2003)29,242
86.2.4Ed (1996)3,806
87.2.4American Ninja V (1993)1,727
88.2.4It's Pat (1994)6,041
89.2.5The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)1,735
90.2.5Love in Paris (1997)2,157
91.2.5Meet the Spartans (2008)48,515
92.2.5The Smokers (2000)2,007
93.2.5Addiction (2004)2,143
94.2.5Kazaam (1996)12,748
95.2.5Daddy Day Camp (2007)6,884
96.2.5Alien from L.A. (1988)1,833
97.2.6Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)13,331
98.2.6Bolero (1984)2,884
99.2.6Marci X (2003)3,423
100.2.6Hababam sinifi askerde (2005)2,117

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